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A lot of companies specialize in selling a 100 very cheap forms for one low price. We decided long ago that people would pay more for 1 form, if the form was better (looked more real, etc). That is why we make 100% authentic looking phoney excuses that are PROVEN TO WORK. If you want to pay less and gamble on something that may or may not work or pay more for something that is PROVEN TO WORK.. go ahead and waste your money with the other guy's cheap form that doesn't work.

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Once you purchase your form, you will be given access to download it right away. The downloaded file can be edited and then printed. All the infromation is 100% customizable. Put your own name on the form! Your doctor! The doctor's office! Any city! Any state! You can even add a series of official state seals, which we provide, to help enhance the realism of your phoney note!

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Of course, you may find other sites that sell their fake excuse forms for much cheaper, but it is true what they say... you get what you pay for! If you want true quality, authentic looking fake excuse forms, look no further than Phoney Excuses. Your life! Your profession! It's too important to gamble on anything cheaply designed! If you're new to buying Phoney Excuses and are trying to decide between multiple sites, please view our Customer Feedback to learn about experiences customers just like you have had with Phoney Excuses!